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Berita panasss – Pencurik laptop Cemara diberkas
Mar 12th
KOLEJ CEMARA (INTEC) SEKSYEN 18 SHAH ALAM, 12 Mac – Seorang pencurik laptop yang terkenal di kalangan pelajar-pelajar Kolej Cemara sudah berjaya diberkas semasa sedang menceroboh bilik salah seorang pelajar di sini petang tadi.
Ketika rakyat Selangor yang lain (kad pengenalan pencurik laptop menunjukkan dia seorang rakyat Selangor) sedang berehat-rehat selepas solat Jumaat (termasuklah yang ber’solat’ di pondok-pondok Taman Rekreasi Seksyen 18), si pencurik laptop cuba menceroboh masuk untuk mencuri laptop (untuk kali ke berapa belas) di Kolej Cemara.
Menurut seorang saksi yang kebetulan berada di bilik tersebut, dia mendapati ada seorang lelaki yang tidak dikenali berada dalam bilik pelajar. Tidak menunggu lama, pencurik laptop ditanya siapakah yang ingin dicari. Seperti biasa, pencurik laptop menyatakan dia mencari Zulkifli (dalam kes sebelum ini dia mencari Azman), nama pelajar yang sememangnya tidak berkenaan langsung.
Ditanya lagi apakah majornya. Pencurik laptop menjawab Engineering. Melihatkan keadaannya yang pelik, pelajar tersebut bertanya lagi apakah fakultinya. Pencurik laptop tidak menjawab.
Tidak bertunggu lama, kawan kepada ‘Azman’ dan dan ‘Zulkifli’ ini terus dibawa ke pondok pengawal dan disoal siasat dengan lebih lanjut di sana. Suasana makin panas apabila lebih ramai pelajar yang berkumpul sekitar pondok pengawal, termasuklah seorang budak gemok yang mendakwa pernah melihat pencurik laptop tersebut dalam kes sebelum ini.
Sebuah kereta peronda polis dilihat memasuki perkarangan Kolej Cemara pada pukul 4 petang. Tidak lama kemudian, pencurik laptop dibawa keluar oleh Polis.
Seorang Papa Razi yang hanya ingin dikenali sebagai onetwenty sempat mengambil beberapa gambar untuk tatapan pembaca mystory.
Galeri gambar panasss
Pencurik laptop memakai baju Adidas berwarna kelabu.
Gambar hiasan (troli mana ntah)
Polis bersenjatakan tombak pistol mesingan meriam senapang patahsubmesingan alat penembak, bersedia dengan segala kemungkinan.
Di mana bumi dipijak (Kolej Cemara) di situlah pencurik laptop diberkas
Pencurik laptop digari untuk dibawa bercuti sebentar di dalam lokap. Aku harap pasneh kau merengkok puas-puas dalam penjara.
Nota panasss
- Dalam kes pencarian ‘Azman’, pencurik laptop sempat mengambil enset member aku yakni Afiq Izzat punya henset biru yang sudah mencecah usia emas. Walau bagaimanapun, Afiq Izzat telah pun membeli enset baru berwarna biru ExpressMusic untuk memudahkannya bergayut dengan lebih aman
tanpa perlu meminjam enset k800i aku. - Diceritakan juga bahawa pencurik laptop memiliki sebuah iPhone. Sapa punya laptop dier beli iPhone tu?
- Pencurik laptop juga memiliki sebuah motosikal Kriss yang sudah berusia. Agaknya, itu mungkin hasil curian laptop bertahun-tahun dahulu.
- Gambar pencurik laptop tiada yang jelas. Biasa la kan, Papa Razi..nak tengok gambar yang jelas? tengok ni:
you heard it first, from mystory. © mystory 2010.
Landover Spring ‘09: Speechcom – Demo Speech
Jan 26th
We Landoverians like to share what we know with the others. Having Ms. Maizura as our lecturer, we managed to do a bunch of great presentations (speeches)!!! Here are the pics:
Wan Nazrin: Go wrestling with him.
Amni: Volkeno meletop top top. Pom!!!
Wisvan shared with us on how to wear saree. The model: As usual, the class rep.
Carishma, on how to color our hair make beautiful artwork from ordinary t-shirt.
KJ with his CPR technique on a badminton player.
Eizaaz showed us a picture of *somebody* and *somebody*, and the ever-inappropriate caption.
Niro Haryamen: How to prepare fruit salad
Watdefish #1: Flowershirt man came to help him.
And he posed together with the chef, as if he was the guest ‘appearance’.
Watdefish #2: As if he was the one who prepared the fruit salad.
When Mantoll craves for Niro’s fruit salad. Riduan was enjoying mouthfuls of them at the back.
Eh this is not related to the speechcom. Not even in the class! What were they doing? God knows.
Justina with her paper flowers. I didn’t get any of them. T.T
Hanif likes free stuff. He taught us on how to get things for free. Clue: handphone.
Khalis: How to play golf
Teck Tze: How to juggle the BALLS
Hasif: How to change car tyre
Don’t knock others la Hasif.
Hasif with his Proton Savvy
Riduan aka Roger Federer with his kek marie
Delicious, isn’t it?
Ok, yes it is.
Mantoll with his BALLoons
What were they using it for? Watdefish. KJ looked around, he is so sensitive towards long cylindrical stuff.
Cute balloons!
Yang ni pun nak jugak. Alahai…
*continue at part 2
Landover Spring ‘09: Class pictures #1
Jan 26th
One of the first ‘1000 club’ members nearly lost his life.
Clockwise from 12: Mantoll, Popi, Amni, Wan Nazrin, Hasif, Eizaaz, Niro, Wahid
KJ was teaching some nonsense things to two of Landoverians
The feminine side of our class rep, KJ
Niro, Mantoll, and Hanif
Pasted on the lecturer’s desk, throughout the semester. Yum yum yummy Wendy’s!
Oh, Advanced Composition during the afternoons! Anyone caught sleeping?
The awesome combination of lecturers and their subjects!
Take one pen from him.
No caption.
Credit to Niro for some of the pictures
Kursus Pembangunan dan Kepimpinan Persatuan/Kelab Pelajar 2010
Jan 24th
Tarikh: 22-24 Januari 2010
Tempat: Kem Bina Semangat, Kuala Kubu Bharu, Selangor.
Aktiviti
- Ice-breaking bersama kaunselor INTEC UiTM
- Senaman pagi
- Penerangan Kaedah pengurusan kelab / cara membuat kertas kerja
- Outdoor activity #1: Jungle trekking
- Persembahan kumpulan – pembentangan kertas kerja
- Outdoor activity #2: Rafting
Gambar-gambar
8 orang dalam satu bas. Hema ketawa di belakang boleh dengar sampai depan.
AWAS perempuan berbaju biru. Mereka akan datang mengoyakkan kertas-kertas surat khabar anda tanpa belas kasihan. Jagalah kertas di bawah kaki anda!
Ada kumpulan yang sudah tiada apa lagi untuk dipertahankan.
Apabila ruang menjadi makin sedikit
No. 2 gitu.
Celebrating our moments, before…our loss.
How Soon sakit lidah kot
Time ni tak kalah lagi boleh la senyum…
Himpunan budak2 ADFP dan ACTP
Gambar – Hari Ke 2
Gajendran “Mock-Scha” dan Fatin
Representatives from ATUSA
ATU students, united as ever.
1SA (SATUSA) – Gabungan antara SAMSA dan ATUSA
Gambar – Hari Ke-3
1SA buat rakit. First and second attempts were failed.
Triangular design/jet-like design are among the favorite designs among the participants
Jeffrey (SAMSA) and his ALM…’sistet’? They look the same though.
Bila lagi makan disuapkan oleh Kak-Gee?
Pendayung-pendayung roket rakit dan kasut-kasut berair mereka
Aiseh, aku pun sunburn? Alaaa…sepagi jer pun main panas.
The journey back home
Jan 26th
Introduction
Now, I’m typing this in a KTM train. For US-bound students (that I known), only Afiq Izzat and me are willing to go back to our hometown with this blazing-fast train.
Ever wonder how many hours it takes from KL Sentral to Arau, Perlis?
It’s around 12 hours and 30 minutes. Minus the additional time taken in case of any train breakdown, such as punctured tire, accidents along the railway, etc.
Phase 1 – Midvalley
We went out from Cendana about 4.15 p.m. Luckily, we have to wait only about a few minutes to board a taxi and went straight to Shah Alam Komuter station (Section19).
LILF sudah beroperasi. What is LILF? Guess.
We managed to get a seat while on our happy-trip to Midvalley.
After we reached KL Sentral, we placed our baggage at a ‘left baggage’ counter at the second floor.
At about 5.50 p.m, we arrived at Midvalley.
The dancers were performing at the MidValley CentreCourt
As usual, ICT businesses here came to a halt because of the CNY festive season.
Later, we went to the MidValley Exhibition Centre (MVEC) because Afiq wants to see his brother there. When we reach there, we are so surprised because we saw Ramli Sarip was performing at the stage. No Ramli Sarip pictures, though.
Can I call this ‘Audio Engineering’? I like it anyway. Working with sophisticated equipments is my favorite.
So, what I have learned is, an exhibition is taking place. It’s known as i-fest, or Festival Pembangunan Ekonomi Islam. Too many booths are available and seriously, we are lacking in time.
Phase 3: In the train
The train departs right on 8.03 p.m. So, it was late by 3 minutes. KTM is so punctual (3 minutes late is still acceptable). Before the departure, I went to the Famous Amos stall nearby and bout a cookie for us. Since I will treat Afiq Izzat, definitely I must choose this variant.
Any relationship between this, and…
This?
After 12 hours and 24 minutes of total travel time, finally, we arrived at Arau KTM Station. On the ticket, it says the arrival time is 8.28 a.m, but actually, we arrived on 8.25. Congratulations KTM because you are ahead by 3 minutes of scheduled arrival time.
Thank you CIMB and Airasia.
Jan 20th
Flying to Alor Setar from LCCT costs us about RM 42.50 (including up to 15kg of checked bags).
Then, Afiq Izzat and me booked our flight. Suddenly, one and a half hours before the promo period ends, Nadiah also decided to fly with us, even though she has to wait until Monday (if she can, she want to go home ASAP such that she wish her house to be placed next to INTEC).
I only have RM 50.68 in my CIMB account.
Upon paying (added the Skybus service, total RM49.00), CIMB doesn’t allow me to more than RM 40.68 from my account.
CIMBClicks customers are suddenly hard to reach from Cendana.
Luckily, Ajwad allows me to use his Maxis Broadband (shared but secured wireless connection) and I started figuring out what am I supposed to do. The booking will expire soon (on 4 a.m).
I have a Calculus Quiz on the next day. The time is 2 am already, but I still don’t know where should I reach. I saw and advertisemnt in my room:
“TOPUP, service available 24/7″. More or less it means the same lorh…
24/7? Then it is appropriate to call him now. I called him. Wished that he have the internet banking account. Unfortunately, he only has Bank Islam account, which is currently not supported navitely (for direct debit) with AirAsia.
Frustrated, I turned on my Yahoo Messenger. Wished that somebody is there and willing to help me. I need only RM50.
Meizan was there, and luckily Meizan has about Rm63 in his account. He transferred RM50 to me. Pheww….
I paid it using direct debit. Somehow, AirAsia says they didn’t receive my payment yet. So, the booking WILL EXPIRE SOON. ON 5 AM!.
I want to sleep. Next morning, yes, the booking is no longer available.
Immediately, I made a complaint to Airasia using their online feedback system. And also a complaint to CIMB Clicks. I gave them what they need such as the reference number etc.
This evening, I just was curious to know whether they had replied me or not. I don’t care anymore that I lost Nadiah’s booking, but I want my money back. Nadiah also doesn’t care much as she will go back sooner (remember: a house next to INTEC like she wished).
I saw two emails in my inbox. Same email, with…
A NEW TRAVEL ITINERARY!
Wow…Nadiah, you are in now.
I can’t wait to ask RM 50 (49.00 plus my very own service fee, 1.00 = RM 50.00) from Nadiah.
Alhamdulillah…
Thanks a lot for the good people at AirAsia and CIMB, Meizan Asyraf, my big bro, Adam,
also
Niro and his 1407 peers
Ajwad and his 1408 peers
My 1406 friends, and
A NICE-TALKING AND SUPER POLITE CIMB CUSTOMER CARE.
Queen B
Dec 18th
I was just browsing for my personal pictures when I came across B’s picture. Anyway, this is B.
B has a nice tummy. See this.
Which one is more capable of storing all those steamboat stuff? Mine of B’s?
No wonder she can see through the unseen things. Heh…
Credits to Weijie and Zhen Hwang for the appearance of their photos here.
